These Dogs Are Actually Bigger Than Their Owners

When You Ask Someone How Their Day Was and They Actually Answer

We didn't really want to hear about your day, man. We don't care about you or anything else, for that matter. We only asked because we wanted to be courteous. Some people really do take those useless gestures of civility too seriously. It's true that pretending to be interested in something might be hypocritical, but being nice is one of the things that keeps us together as a society.

Think about a world where everyone always speaks what they really think. That would be awful. We would all be crying all the time. This world needs its share of empty gestures.

Moving Apartments All By Yourself Is Like:

If you've ever been too cheap to employ a moving company, you know how hard it is to squeeze a couch that is twice the size of a car into your old Toyota. If you try to relocate by yourself, you'll look just like this guy trying to get this huge dog into the back of his car. It doesn't work. Stop trying.

Another amusing thing about this photo is that the dog already in the car is very big, yet he looks small next to the huge guy leaning on the car.

Taking the Whole Girl Next Door Thing A Little Too Far

A little bit of old-fashioned romanticism is always nice. The story of falling in love with the girl next door is as old as time itself. It's so ingrained in our culture that some people want to be like the kind, caring, and easygoing girl next door. So who knows if dogs don't dream about falling in love with the dog next door?

Take a look at these two. Anyone who sees this can tell that what's at stake is nothing less than love at first sight. Their wedding will be really gorgeous.

That Moment When You Audition for A Role as A James Bond Villain

This guy really went far when it was time for him to audition for the part of the main villain in the upcoming James Bond movie. Also, didn't someone remind him that Bond villains are always cat people and not dog people? By the way, that is complete anti-cat propaganda. Don't get it wrong; we like dogs too, but that's just some cat slander.

We also can't go on without saying something about how big this dog is. The dog is bigger than the couch he's lying on. That's absolutely nuts.

When You're Big but Shy

This is what I really want to do with my life. We don't know if we mean "it's a life goal to have a cute dog like this to cuddle with" or "these two kind of look like a cute couple as long as you don't mind that one of them is a dog." To be honest, that dog doesn't really look like a dog. It looks like something else.

Maybe a bear? Yes, that's it! This isn't a dog; it's a bear! That's the only thing that might explain why he is so very big. This isn't Clifford the Dog; it's Winnie the Pooh!

When You're At an Asian Restaurant and Get Creative With the Chopsticks

We do this every time we go to an Asian restaurant, and it's kind of rude. No matter what kind of Asian restaurant it is, whether it's Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, or any other kind, as long as we get chopsticks, we promise to put them in our mouths and act like walruses. There's nothing you or anyone else can do about it.

And look at this dog doing the same thing. Can you blame him? No, you can't. This is both cute and funny. We wish we looked this cute while doing the same thing.