These Dogs Are Actually Bigger Than Their Owners

Survival Tip #4: Blend Into the Environment

This big dog has picked up a thing or two from the chameleons. He has either learned some rudimentary camouflage skills or he is just really good at blending in with his surroundings, which is pretty surprising given how enormous this dog is. We should send this kid into enemy territory to get information and construct the evil guys, or whatever spies do. That's just how good he is.

But first, we need to give this individual a secret name. We'll call him Agent Woofers because he's a dog. Good luck, Agent Woofers.

Riding the Train Home on the Way From A Party Is Like:

We've undoubtedly been through this at least once, maybe even twenty times. Imagine this: you're on the train going home from a party. You are utterly inebriated, and you think everyone knows how drunk you are and that you stand out like a sore thumb. This picture makes us think about that same thing. It just gives off that "I'm a total outsider on this train" sense.

It was clear that people were amazed and maybe even scared of us, just like the people in this picture are looking at that funny-sized dog.

When You Take Your Little Brother for A Walk

Some youngsters just can't seem to get over the phase where they love their teddy bear to death and want to take him with them everywhere they go. We don't know why this happens, but maybe Freud could help us understand it. What we do know is that this dog is clearly giving off "I'm way too attached to my teddy bear" feelings.

Just to be clear, that's not a terrible thing. It's really cute. If we do say so ourselves, it's almost too cute. We can't help but feel terrible for the guy since it's so cute.

When One Blanket Isn't Enough

This woman thought she needed another blanket, even though she already had a large dog that looked like a dinosaur. How is she able to breathe with all that weight on her? That looks like at least 300 pounds of dog. We don't know if we could handle that much dog without our bodies breaking down. You don't want to mess with this woman. She has tough friends.

That's absolutely one of the good things about having a massive, scary dog. People won't bother you. If they do, just get another one. That will work.

That's No Guard Dog, That's A Guard Bear!

This sign is so wrong that it should be torn down. No, that isn't a guard dog; that's a full-grown polar bear protecting the area. There is nothing scarier than the thought of being attacked by a huge, angry dog that looks like a T-Rex. We would surely keep away from that building so the dog wouldn't break through the fence and kill us.

But it probably won't happen because this dog is such a lovely boy. Yes, he would never do anything that violent and disgusting. He has such a loving heart!